Have I compared one of her tweets to what it is like to get an email from her?
Because this is a pretty accurate glance at what it is like.
The same email, again and again. Just slightly reworded. With something awkward put in. And about something completely inane.
You just need to add on all of her contact information, a bunch of links, an “inspiring” quote, a really long confidentiality notice, and one more quote for good measure.
Just printing her email signature would be about a whole page.